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Our promise to you

Brand new, brutally honest, never sleazy

We built SiteRoast because most owners never learn why visitors leave without buying. Here's what every audit guarantees.

Honest results in under 60 seconds

Paste your URL and our AI returns a full breakdown before your coffee gets cold. No forms, no waiting room.

No sugarcoating, no spam

We score what your visitors actually feel. We never sell your URL or bury you in upsell emails.

A report you'll actually want to share

Every roast comes formatted as a clean image and clip — fun to post, useful to act on.

What you get

One paste. Four scores. Three fixes.

Your full audit, scored like a real visitor

We rate the four things that decide whether someone trusts you and buys — then hand you the three biggest mistakes ranked by how much they cost you.

Design

score

Trust

score

Conversion

score

SEO

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Built to share

Every report exports as a clean image and clip with one-click posting — your roast becomes your marketing.

Under 60 seconds

Paste, pick a tone, watch it cook. No onboarding, no setup, no waiting.

Pricing

Start free. Upgrade when it stings.

No credit card for your first roast. No hidden fees ever.

Free Roast

Curious how bad it is?

$0

  • Full 4-score audit
  • Your 3 biggest mistakes
  • All 5 review styles
  • Shareable score card
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$29 / report

  • Everything in Free
  • Full optimization plan
  • Prioritized, step-by-step fixes
  • Downloadable share image + clip
  • Re-run to track your score
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Resell roasts under your brand

$99 / month

  • Everything in Premium
  • White-label, your logo on reports
  • Unlimited client audits
  • Affiliate tracking & payouts
  • Priority support
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Questions before the burn

Paste your website. Get roasted. Get more customers.

Find out exactly why visitors leave without buying — in less time than it takes to read this sentence twice.